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Re: SEX (fwd)
From: neil () legless demon co uk (Neil Woods)
Date: Sun, 5 Feb 1995 00:56:57 +0100 (GMT)
Can everyone please stop posting humerous rubbish here, or rename bugtraq to chain-letter-traq. Cheers, Neil
This message has been sent to you for bad luck. The original is in Brazil. It has never been sent around the world. The bad luck has now been sent to you. You will receive bad luck within four days of receiving this message - Provided you do not destroy this letter immediately. This is no joke. The chain originates in Saudi Arabia. You will receive bad luck in the mail. If you send copies of this message to anybody, you will immediately develop a terminal illness, and die in severe pain. If you have not destroyed this message within 96 hours, you will develop a number of very embarrassing personal problems. A United States Officer destroyed this letter and later discovered that $2,000,000,000,000 had been deposited in his bank account. Another man received $40,000, but because he failed to destroy the letter within the time limit, he lost it. Whereas in Turkey, John Doe destroyed the letter and became the sole benefactor in the will of an eccentric billionaire. Please do not send 100 copies, or indeed any copy of this letter to anybody. The chain originates in the Bahamas. A Missionary from South China named Emmsoosey le Maadoltroot wrote this message in 1972, and died soon after in a freak accident with a trouser-press. Since then, this letter has completely failed to go around the world 9 times. Since the letter must be destroyed, you must totally fail to send it to anybody you know, and destroy it immediately. After a few days, you will forget you ever recieved this letter - even if you are not superstitious. The original is now owned by Bill Clinton. Do not do the following. Deanna Troi received this letter in 1969. After failing to destroy the letter, all her teeth fell out. When Elizabeth Windsor recieved a copy of this letter, she had her secretary mail out 20 copies, afterwhich everyone wanted independance from her commonwealth. Sherlock Holmes received this letter, and destroyed it immediately after he had read it. Later, he became the best known private detective ever in the history of the world. In 1996, the message was recieved by a young man in Alabama. It was very faded and barely readable. He promised himself he would retype it, but he set it aside to do later. However, the letter was not destroyed within 96 hours. Soon after, his house burnt down, destroying the letter. Soon after this happened, it was revealed to him that he was in fact, the long lost first son of Elvis Presley, and was awarded 36 million dollars in a legal test-case. Please remember: Do NOT send this letter on destroy it immediately, else who knows what might happen. -- Walter Belgers I am just what I want walter () giga iaehv nl not what I need-- ------------------------------------------+----------------------------------- Mailed using ELM on FreeBSD | Karl Strickland PGP 2.3a Public Key Available. | Internet: karl () bagpuss demon co uk |
-- Let the Mystery Be, So Watcha Want, Longing In Their Hearts, Hate My Way, M-Bike, Safari, Uncle June and Aunt Kiyoti, Daisy Dead Petals, Tuff Gnarl. ...like a badger with an afro throwing sparklers at the Pope...
Current thread:
- Re: SEX (fwd) Richard Forno (Feb 02)
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- Re: SEX (fwd) Tim.Herman () GSA GOV (Feb 03)
- Re: SEX (fwd) Scott D. Yelich (Feb 03)
- Re: SEX (fwd) Karl Strickland (Feb 03)
- Re: SEX (fwd) der Mouse (Feb 04)
- Re: SEX (fwd) Karl Strickland (Feb 04)
- Re: SEX (fwd) Neil Woods (Feb 04)
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