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HP Bug of the Week...?
From: mcdowell () magicnet magicnet net (cssm.com)
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 23:19:57 -0400
A friend of mine is on some underground board in Arizona, he said this floated past him a few days ago. I figure some people here might be interested. I think all you really need to read is that first bullet point thingie, but I'll post the whole thing anyway, it's not long. ----------------------------------------- Hello there, member of unnamed organization. The Salvador Dali Lama Corporation is pleased to announce the formation of a new internal division that has a capacity to affect you, the home viewer. We have always enjoyed creativity in our ideas and diversity in our goals, and we think this expansion in computer security will help serve many people and reap large rewards for all involved. The Salvador Dali Lama Corporation proudly presents to you: the HP Bug of the Week. SDLC Corporate Vision: Our company wishes to enhance stockholder value by getting laid more often. This will allow for beneficial sperm with exceptional DNA to be spread across the face of the globe and beyond, broadening our potential customer base. Mission Statement of the HP Bug of the Week Staff: In accordance with our Corporate Vision, we will find new ways to get money to give to women in order to get laid more often. If at all possible, we will attempt to remove money as a source of traffic flow, and stick directly to the sex, thereby increasing the speed at which we can broaden our potential customer base. Charter: The staff of the HP Bug of the Week wish to affirm the following propositions: 1) We will make every attempt at producing weekly reports with regard to bugs, holes, and other security related issues concerned with the computers and devices of Hewlett-Packard and the HP/UX operating system. These reports will be issued via the INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY fnord and the World Wide Web each and every Friday after 5PM (when all the sysadmin's have gone home for the day and are safely watching the X-files) at the following URL: http://command.com.inter.net/~sod 2) We will get laid more often. 4) If we don't get laid more often, odds are we'll just keep on poking away at the Operating System trying to find bugs, so I think that it's in everybody's best interest that our Corporate Vision is accomplished pretty damn soon. 8) We will not use violence against any other member of the human race unless they really deserve it. (Cops don't count, they're not human.) 16) If for some reason a weekly exposure of a new bug cannot occur, an attempt will be made to get a proxy administrator to arrange for the delivery of the new report. 32) If for some reason a proxy administrator is unable to make the appropriate arrangements, attempts will be made at random intervals by the original staff to arrange for the delivery of the new report. 63 and a half) Attempts will be made to answer any question or complete any inquiry made to the HP Bug of the Week staff. pi) If the staff is unable to produce an adequate response in a reasonable period of time, then tough titties to ya. We at the Salvador Dali Lama Corporation are proud to present this exciting new FREE opportunity to you, and all the scum like you. We hope that you enjoy the show.
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