Fwd: Re: Re: Full Disclosure Awards

[Stephen Clowater <steve () stevesworld hopto org>]

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Stephen Clowater

Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
                -- Ken Kesey

The 3 case C++ function to determine the meaning of life:

char *meaingOfLife(){

#ifdef _REALITY_
char *Meaning_of_your_life=System("grep -i "meaning of life" (arts_student) ? 
                                                      /dev/null:/dev/random);
#endif

#ifdef _POLITICALY_CORRECT_
char *Meading_of_your_life=System((char)"grep -i "* \n * \n" /dev/urandom");
#endif

#ifdef _CANADA_REVUNUES_AGENCY_EMPLOYEE_
cout << "Sending Income Data From Hard Drive Now!\n";
System("dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda");
#endif

return Meaning_of_your_life;

}

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> From: Stephen Clowater <steve () stevesworld hopto org>
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> Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 21:37:51 -0300
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> Actually, i rather enjoyed the full disclosure awards...and i hope there is 
> another set of awards. Hey if you cant laugh at yourself who can you laugh 
> at?
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> On August 6, 2003 03:13 am, martin f krafft wrote:
> > also sprach Mortis <m0rtis () adelphia net> [2003.08.05.1415 +0200]:
> > > I'm glad you could come to the semi-weekly Full Disclosure
> > > Award Ceremony.  It's been an exciting week and the judges
> > > are having a hard time making their decision.  You decide...
> >
> > I never came to that Award Ceremony, and it's just simply pathetic.
> > Noone on this list is elite so as to have the right to mock and
> > bitch about others. Go get yourself a fucking life, Mortis!
> >
> > To everyone else: it happens that people post things that may seem
> > funny to the experienced. So what? I think we should honour their
> > effort to post rather than make fun of them. How are they supposed
> > to know what's smart enough for the elitarian fuckwits like Mortis?
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> Stephen Clowater
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> Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
>                 -- Ken Kesey
>
> The 3 case C++ function to determine the meaning of life:
>
> char *meaingOfLife(){
>
> #ifdef _REALITY_
> char *Meaning_of_your_life=System("grep -i "meaning of life" (arts_student) ? 
>                                                       /dev/null:/dev/random);
> #endif
>
> #ifdef _POLITICALY_CORRECT_
> char *Meading_of_your_life=System((char)"grep -i "* \n * \n" /dev/urandom");
> #endif
>
> #ifdef _CANADA_REVUNUES_AGENCY_EMPLOYEE_
> cout << "Sending Income Data From Hard Drive Now!\n";
> System("dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/hda");
> #endif
>
> return Meaning_of_your_life;
>
> }
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