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RE: Seriously OT
From: "Dave Hawkins" <DaveH () Radware com>
Date: Tue, 24 Jan 2006 16:16:42 -0500
Charge $200 for membership. If they don't get any tail in 1 year, take them down to Harry Hines and hook them up with a $50 crackwhore... $150 profit! Cha-ching!! (For those who don't know Dallas, Harry Hines is the hooker-avenue) The disclaimer needs to say: Not responsible for communicable diseases. Anyone know if match.com or one of the other dating services already have that in their EULA? Sorry, too busy to check... -Dave -----Original Message----- From: funsec-bounces () linuxbox org [mailto:funsec-bounces () linuxbox org] On Behalf Of Paul Schmehl Sent: Tuesday, January 24, 2006 10:43 AM To: funsec () linuxbox org Subject: [funsec] Seriously OT OK, this is way outside the normal stuff for the list, but I just have to ask. I got a spam today. Its title was, "72% of our members get laid". I'm just wondering. Would the other 28% be eligible for getting their money back? I mean...they've got to be *seriously* disappointed with the results of membership, don't they? Jus' wonderin' Paul Schmehl (pauls () utdallas edu) Adjunct Information Security Officer University of Texas at Dallas AVIEN Founding Member http://www.utdallas.edu/ir/security/ _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list.
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- Re: Seriously OT, (continued)
- Re: Seriously OT RLVaughn (Jan 24)
- Re: Seriously OT Valdis . Kletnieks (Jan 24)
- RE: Seriously OT Larry Seltzer (Jan 24)
- Re: Seriously OT Ron (Jan 25)
- RE: Seriously OT Rob, grandpa of Ryan, Trevor, Devon & Hannah (Jan 25)
- RE: Seriously OT Larry Seltzer (Jan 25)
- RE: Seriously OT Larry Seltzer (Jan 24)
- Re: Seriously OT Drsolly (Jan 24)
- RE: Seriously OT William Lefkovics (Jan 25)
- Re: Seriously OT Blue Boar (Jan 24)
- Re: Seriously OT Matt Sergeant (Jan 25)
- RE: Seriously OT Dave Hawkins (Jan 24)
- RE: Seriously OT Xyberpix (Jan 25)
- Re: Seriously OT Valdis . Kletnieks (Jan 25)