Story of the Day (So Far)

["Fergie" <fergdawg () netzero net>]

Props to Nick Farrell.

Chock full of punnies. ;-)

[snip]

"Sausage factory workers sacked after porn probe"

Huge porkers cause uproar, security beefed up

TWO WOMEN working in a sausage factory have been fired for downloading porn at work.

According to the quality, intellectual newspaper, the Sun, the girls were fired after a probe by network staff at the 
meaty snack outfit Palethorpes. 

The pair normally did not get to meet the meat in the factory, in Market Drayton, Shropshire, as they normally worked 
on the administration side. 

But they were caught red-handed by managers watching a film about men with such huge große wurst's that the entire 
office had gathered around to debate whether or not they were false. Expert sausage-makers' opinion had not yet 
established the fact before the mass debate was busted. 

Eight other staff were suspended and other people's PCs are being sniffed for porn. More heads are expected to 
(sausage) roll.

Palethorpes told the Currant Bun that it had a clear policy regarding downloading or sharing of such material. 

[snip]

Link:
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=31828

- ferg


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"Fergie", a.k.a. Paul Ferguson
 Engineering Architecture for the Internet
 fergdawg () netzero net or fergdawg () sbcglobal net
 ferg's tech blog: http://fergdawg.blogspot.com/


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