An humorous exercise in patent foibles...

["Fergie" <fergdawg () netzero net>]

A fart-powered toy missile. Indeed. :-)

[snip]

Toy gas fired missile and launcher assembly 

A toy gas-fired missile and launcher assembly whose missile is composed of a soft head and a tail extending therefrom 
formed by a piston. The piston is telescoped into the barrel of a launcher having a closed end on which is mounted an 
electrically-activated ignitor, the air space between the end of the piston and the closed end of the barrel defining a 
combustion chamber. Joined to the barrel and communicating with the chamber therein is a gas intake tube having a 
normally-closed inlet valve. To operate the assembly, the operator places the inlet tube with its valve open adjacent 
his anal region from which a colonic gas is discharged. The piston is then withdrawn to a degree producing a negative 
pressure to inhale the gas into the combustion chamber to intermix with the air therein to create a combustible 
mixture. The ignitor is then activated to explode the mixture in the chamber and fire the missile into space. 

{snip]

See:

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&r=1&l=50&f=G&d=PALL&s1=6055910.WKU.&OS=PN/6055910&RS=PN/6055910

or 

http://tinyurl.com/939ps

Enjoy. :-)

- ferg

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"Fergie", a.k.a. Paul Ferguson
 Engineering Architecture for the Internet
 fergdawg () netzero net or fergdawg () sbcglobal net
 ferg's tech blog: http://fergdawg.blogspot.com/


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