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Re: BEER THREAD!! been a year? [was: Re: Blatant plug for tal ent: We're hiring]


From: Gadi Evron <ge () linuxbox org>
Date: Fri, 3 Nov 2006 06:09:07 -0600 (CST)

On Fri, 3 Nov 2006, Kevin McAleavey wrote:
 Heh. Well ... the company beer here is Foster's (don't be impressed, brewed by FBG in Toronta, about as "Oz" as 
Dubya) and only when I pull lawn mowing duty do we get any Urquell ... compared to Buttweiser, it's not BAD swill. 
I'll take a Kroenie or Dortmunder ANY day.   =)

Foster's, the most famous Aussie beer no one in Oz drinks? Damn PR. :)

As to Buddweiser:
1. The Czeck beer is amazing. Their continued trademark wars world-wide
realy are funny, the .cz guys always win.
2. The US bud is what the Americans did with the .CZ one: they drank it,
and then pissed into a bottle and called it bud.
3. Al Bundy loved bud, he even named his son after the beer. Rspect.

As Monty Python said:
"American beer like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water."

        Gadi.


Pop me one of them from the fridge, mate!

At 01:25 AM 11/3/06, Unca Fergie wrote:
Kroenenbourg is swill. :-)

- ferg (stationed in Germany for 6 years a long time ago)



-- Kevin McAleavey <kevinmca () nsclean com> wrote:
Huh? Wha? MMMmmmmmm ... beeeer. (drools)

Actually, Kroenenbourg is pretty damned good swill, product of Alsace
which is close enough to France for U.S. DHS work.   :) 

At 10:51 PM 11/2/06, Unca Gadi wrote:
Guys, did we just start talking beer?!?! WOOOO

John, guys, everybody wake up. Beer is the thread.

Hey, hoe. Let's go.

On Fri, 3 Nov 2006, Peter Evans wrote:
Drsolly (drsollyp () drsolly com) wrote:
Hmm, I'll throw my hat into the ring. I'm looking to be hired for
outsourced work. My specialised skills are sleeping, drinking beer and
eating curries. I'm willing to learn other food, but I'm a slow eater.

Now there's trouble, you just know the sort of interview questions you 
are going to get:

      What sort of beer are you most familiar with?

If lager or shandy >> /dev/null


      Do you have any experience with SYS$BEVERAGE?

Do you overflow if !WATER ?


      How do you keep your curries up to date?

The what? :P


      Have you ever used Curry Versioning System (CVS)?

Google writely is CVS for .doc files!!


      Are you familiar with black forest gateau?

A wha?


      Would you be prepared to learn sushi for this job?

NO!


and the show stopper:

      Given the choice between German Wine and French Beer,
      how far should you throw the French Beer in order to
      be safe? Should the beer fall short of the minimum 
      distance, what disaster amelioration measures will you take?

French beer? What's that?


      (Discuss, 15 marks)



--
"Fergie", a.k.a. Paul Ferguson
Engineering Architecture for the Internet
fergdawg(at)netzero.net
ferg's tech blog: http://fergdawg.blogspot.com/ 

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