Re: Pirate software...

["Alex Eckelberry" <AlexE () sunbelt-software com>]

I know of places where people are shot for posting such humor ;-)


Alex



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Subject: [funsec] Pirate software...

A computer program walks into a bar; the bartender shouts: "Hey! Get
out! Your kind ain't welcome in here!"
The program looks a bit startled and asks "what do you mean by my kind"?
"You know," the bartender says, "PIRATE software."
"But I'm not pirate software!" protests the program.
"Yeah? Well then, what's that thing you've got covering your eye?" asks
the bartender.
"That's just my latest patch!" says the program.
"Well, okay then, what about that peg leg thing you've got going on?"
"Obviously I'm a crippled version," sighs the program.
"You can't fool me," says the bartender, "what about that bird sitting
on your shoulder?"
"SQUAAAWK! Powers of eight!" shrieks the bird.
"Oh don't worry about that," says the program, "that's just my parrotty
bit ."

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