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IP: For amusement of lawyers
From: David Farber <farber () cis upenn edu>
Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:55:20 -0400
I removed attribution since I dont know for sure it is true but it came via a reliable path but what the... enjoy Dave
Subject: The Success of Court TV Explained, Part 1 From the Massachusetts State Bar Association Journal, a colloquy actually recorded during a trial... Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No." Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A: "No." Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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