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From: Dave Farber <farber () cis upenn edu>
Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1999 14:32:33 -0500



Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1999 10:55:26 -0800
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From: an old IPer


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we are all going to hell.


The following was taken from the Opinion page of the
Savannah Morning News, 23 December 1998.

"In a move straight out of a "Saturday Night Live" skit,
the Department of Defense on Monday announced it was upset
with politically incorrect graffiti  scribbled on one of
the bombs dropped on Iraq last week. Pentagon officials
saw an Associated Press photo taken during the four-day
bombing campaign that showed a 2000-pound laser-guided
bomb on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise in the Persian
Gulf with an inscription that said, "Here's a Ramadan
present from Chad Rickenberg."

The Clinton administration was not amused at this breach
of bombing etiquette. "Department of Defense officials
were distressed to learn of thoughtless graffiti mentioning the
holy month of Ramadan written on a piece of U.S. ordnance
during Operation Desert Fox" in Iraq, chief Pentagon
spokesman Kenneth Bacon said in a statement Monday.
"Religious intolerance is an anathema to Secretary of Defense William S.
Cohen and to all Americans who cherish the right to
worship freely," he added. "The United States deeply respects
Islam."

Imagine the nerve of some sailor insulting Moslems right
before they're bombed, maimed and killed. It is irrelevant
whether the victims could read the graffiti as the bombs
plummeted toward their homes. Clearly what counts is the
expression of the offending thought, not the fact that
people are being blown to smithereens.

Although the Geneva Convention is silent on this matter,
we salute the Pentagon for insisting on politically correct
bombings. We suggest in the future that all U.S. armed
forces paint yellow smiley faces on all ordnance and adopt
as its official wartime slogan: It's not personal,
it's just business."


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