IP: FOR FUN -- Modern age

[Dave Farber <farber () cis upenn edu>]

> Date: Wed, 5 May 1999 06:45:25 -0700
> From: Dan Lynch <dan () lynch com>
>
> MODERN-TIME MAXIMS FOR THE INTERNET AGE
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>
> Home is where you hang your @
>
> Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
> Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
>
> The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
>
> A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
>
> You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
>
> Great groups from little icons grow.
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> Speak softly and carry a cell phone.
>
> C:\ is the root of all directories.
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> Don't put all your hypes in one homepage.
>
> Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
>
> The modem is the message
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> Too many clicks spoil the browse.
>
> The geek shall inherit the earth.
>
> A chat has nine lives.
>
> Don't byte off more than you can view.
>
> Fax is stranger than fiction.
>
> What boots up must come down.
>
> Virtual reality is its own reward.
>
> Modulation in all things.
>
> A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
>
> There's no place likehttp://www.home.com/";>http://www.home.com
>
> Know what to expect before you connect.
>
> Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice.
>
> Speed thrills.
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>
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