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so true! so true! :-)
From: David Farber <dave () farber net>
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 13:02:22 -0500
------ Forwarded Message From: Jim Warren <jwarren () well com> Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 09:00:48 -0800 To: <nobody () well com> Subject: so true! so true! :-)
> >An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male> buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." > >The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall >mug of coffee. > >The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the >buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere, >then just walks out. > >The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand >pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter >and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." > >The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from >yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" > >The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management >position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to> >clean up, disappear for rest of day."
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