Re: Google said no; Yahoo, AOL, MSN yes ... ^_^

[Xyberpix <xyberpix () xyberpix com>]

hehe, I'd pay to have Basingstoke invaded, but so long as I can get out of here
first, or so long as it's done after working hours ;-)


Who else on here is in or near Basingstoke, if you don't want to admit it on
here, I understand ;-)
Mail me off list, maybe we can get together for drinks during lunch or something?


xyberpix

On Fri Jan 20  1:39 , Peter Evans <peter () ixp jp> sent:

> Drsolly (drsollyp () drsolly com) wrote:
> Fergie wrote:
> > > Americans, your rights are under seige by the religious right,
> > We've had this before. So, get back on the Mayflower and colonise Plymouth. 
>
>       No!
>
>       Basingstoke on the other hand, we'd probably pay you to invade.
>
>
>
>
> And now, 5 minute theater presents:
>
> (Scene: The lounge at Number 10, Uppinganddowning Street. In the room is a well
dressed
> man, some furniture, the heads of four brightly coloured aliens are mounted,
trophy style
> on the wall.)
>
> PM: Ah, yes, those were the days, I should never have allowed the lords to
outlaw hunting
>       of annoying childrens' television characters.
>
> (Enter the worried aide, through a window, somewhat preciptiously. Standing up
he brushes
> off the broken glass and confetti.)
>
>
> Worried Aide: THE AMERICANS ARE INVADIFYING BASINGSTOKE AND MY CAPSLOCK KEY IS
STUCK!
> PM: Basingstoke? Who on their right mind would invade Basingstoke?
>
> Worried Aide: AMERICANS! Oh, that worked, stupid sticky CaPSLOCK!
>
> PM: Well, I guess that explains the "right mind" bit, only Americans and members
of the
>       Cambridge footlights would invade Basingstoke.
>
> Worried Aide: BUT WHat do we do about it? 
>
> PM: Will allowing them to keep it affect my chances of re-election adversely?
>
> Worried Aide: No sir, it is BASINgstoke after all.
>
> PM: Do we know what their hidden agenda is, those wiley Americans always have a
hidden
>       agenda.
>
> Worried Aide: It's hidden, of course we don't know what it is. Perhaps it's oil,
they
>       like invading countries for oil. Maybe it's wal-mart?
>
> PM: Cease your needless speculating little man with the broken capslock. Summon
the cabinet!
> Worried Aide: The cabinet is right over there sir.
>
> PM: I'll have a G&T. What about you, little man.
>
> Worried Aide: I think I will have a SMALL BEER, ARG! CAN I HAVE A NEW KEYbored?
>
> PM: Beer? Americans? I know why they are invading ~
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>       P
>
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