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Re: Stoned Wallabies


From: Martin Tomasek <tomasek () ufe cz>
Date: Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:56:56 +0200

Paul M Moriarty napsal(a):

On Jun 26, 2009, at 7:35 AM, Alex Eckelberry wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8118257.stm
*Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.*

It's a coverup. They don't want you to know that the aliens are stoners. Rumor is they all look like Keith Richards.

The rumor is false, they all look like Michael Jackson. They are here to brainwash and control us all. And as you possibly know, they tried it already with Elvis Presley. You heard of Presley living after his death, don't you? Well, prepare yourself for meeting another Michael Jackson (a copy), then another.. He is an alien!

You know, they filmed Michael Jackson's autopsy last week (alien autopsy, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_autopsy) but because of failuire of equipment they have to film it once again.

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Martin Tomasek

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