Re: Hello. I live in Salem, and I believe in witches.

[Drsolly <drsollyp () drsolly com>]

On Wed, 9 Sep 2009 chris () blask org wrote:

> -- On Wed, 9/9/09, Drsolly <drsollyp () drsolly com> wrote:
>
> > I can tell there's sarcasm or irony there, by the tone of voice, but other  than that, I cannot work out what this 
> > posting is about.
>
> > Could someone give me some pukka gen on this?
>
> Sorry, sometimes we forget that the entire world doesn't revolve around
> our 24-hour news cycle, and if I recall you're from that odd foreign
> country where people mash bangers (whatever they are) and walk around
> saying "yoicks!" and "tally-ho!" and such things.  Let me clarify:

You don't mash bangers, you mash potatoes, and have them with bangers, and 
it's called bangers and mash, although I prefer bangers and chips, with 
enough salt to kill a dozen cardiac victims.
 
> The US has a president, and a vocal minority of the opposition party are
> convinced he is the Second Coming of Hitler (literally), having recently
> been thawed out from his orbital cryogenic womb.  The president made a
> ten-minute video presentation to school children that was to be
> delivered yesterday, and said bat-guano minority threatened to "take our
> kids out of school to protect their incredibly fragile minds from his
> commie indoctrination!!!", so in my state (like a Province, but moreso)
> the school board issued a directive that schools would have to get
> permission from the parents of all the students - in the 24 hours before
> a holiday weekend - (alternately, the principal of the school could
> choose to hit him/herself in the face with a bat for three hours, but he
> had to have the act videotaped and notarized).
>
> So, in the end, the tinfoil-wearing parents of my state successfully
> protected my children from being exposed to this life-altering video
> clip, thereby saving them from a lifetime of servitude as sex-slaves in
> the state-run child whorehouses that will be the inevitable end-result
> of the current alien dictatorship.
>
> Is the snark-free version more clear?
 
I guess I have to apologise for not wanting all those nutters way back in
16whateveritwas, refusing to convert the entire country to their version
of Invisible Friend, and selling them the Mayflower so they could go annoy
you guys. Haven't they done well!

Yes, I've heard some Americans ranting on about Obama. I'm not sure why 
they're so gung-ho against him, I'd trade him for our PM any day - he 
could hardly be worse. Well, not much worse. Surely. Or would you rather 
have one of our spare princesses?


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