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Re: get the TSA back


From: Martin Tomasek <tomasek () ufe cz>
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:22:11 +0100

Ben April wrote:
How about a T-shirt with the Superman logo painted with metallic paint
on the inside?

Just enough to get them scratching their heads.

Carbon painting should be sufficient. And there is a lot of different antistatic equipment made of cloth interwoven with carbon fibres.

On Sun, Jan 10, 2010 at 9:26 PM, Joel Esler <eslerj () gmail com> wrote:
On Sun, Jan 10, 2010 at 8:21 PM, phester <funsec () armorfirewall com> wrote:
On Mon, 11 Jan 2010, Gadi Evron wrote:

http://www.applegeeks.com/lite/index.php?aglitecomic=2010-01-08
I've considered carrying a bag of dildoes when I fly. I imagine a
conversation something like this;

TSA: What's this?!?

Me: A bunch of dildoes.

TSA: Why are you carrying a bunch of dildoes?

Me: It makes me feel safe.

TSA: How does a bunch of dildoes make you feel safe?

Me: I've been asking the same thing since they created the TSA.

Funny.  Good one there.  I had a buddy of mine that said he was going to
start putting a dildo in his pants for full body scanners, that way, when
they did the scan, and there were two...  uh...

--
Joel Esler

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