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Re: get the TSA back
From: "Randy Abrams" <abrams () eset com>
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:42:08 -0800
I asked a TSA agent who was checking boarding passes and IDs if a person has multiple personalities do they need a separate ID for each? He responded by asking me if a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide is it a hostage situation? Some of them do have a sense of humor :) I don't mind most of the security stuff, even if it is for show, but they actually effectively lessened my security. I'm really tired of them stealing things like luggage straps. TSA=Take Something Away Cheers, Randy -----Original Message----- From: funsec-bounces () linuxbox org [mailto:funsec-bounces () linuxbox org] On Behalf Of Gadi Evron Sent: Monday, January 11, 2010 6:52 AM To: funsec () linuxbox org Subject: Re: [funsec] get the TSA back On 1/11/10 4:09 PM, Ben April wrote:
How about a T-shirt with the Superman logo painted with metallic paint on the inside? Just enough to get them scratching their heads.
It's great to joke about, but not to practice as a joke. As I said earlier, bad idea. Don't mess with: 1. People trying to do their jobs. 2. People who are on alert for criminals and terrorists. 3. People who have the power to arrest you. 4. People who have guns to do their job. and: 5. People who are forces to check you completely with the mere mention of a joke, as it might not be a joke. Gadi.
On Sun, Jan 10, 2010 at 9:26 PM, Joel Esler<eslerj () gmail com> wrote:On Sun, Jan 10, 2010 at 8:21 PM, phester<funsec () armorfirewall com>
wrote:
On Mon, 11 Jan 2010, Gadi Evron wrote:http://www.applegeeks.com/lite/index.php?aglitecomic=2010-01-08I've considered carrying a bag of dildoes when I fly. I imagine a conversation something like this; TSA: What's this?!? Me: A bunch of dildoes. TSA: Why are you carrying a bunch of dildoes? Me: It makes me feel safe. TSA: How does a bunch of dildoes make you feel safe? Me: I've been asking the same thing since they created the TSA.Funny. Good one there. I had a buddy of mine that said he was going
to
start putting a dildo in his pants for full body scanners, that way,
when
they did the scan, and there were two... uh... -- Joel Esler _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list.
-- Gadi Evron, ge () linuxbox org. Blog: http://gevron.livejournal.com/ _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list. _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list.
Current thread:
- get the TSA back Gadi Evron (Jan 10)
- Re: get the TSA back Paul Ferguson (Jan 10)
- Re: get the TSA back Paul M. Moriarty (Jan 11)
- Re: get the TSA back phester (Jan 10)
- Re: get the TSA back Erik Harrison (Jan 10)
- Re: get the TSA back Gadi Evron (Jan 10)
- Re: get the TSA back Joel Esler (Jan 10)
- Re: get the TSA back Ben April (Jan 11)
- Re: get the TSA back Gadi Evron (Jan 11)
- Re: get the TSA back Randy Abrams (Jan 13)
- Re: get the TSA back rackow (Jan 11)
- Re: get the TSA back Martin Tomasek (Jan 11)
- Re: get the TSA back Erik Harrison (Jan 10)
- Re: get the TSA back Paul Ferguson (Jan 10)